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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.


What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.


What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.


What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.


What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.


Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.


Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?
They all have phones.

What do you call a bloke with a spade in his head?
Dug
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